just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
being pregnant is like rehab
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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