I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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