dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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