come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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