We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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