try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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