By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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