i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm sobbing to NWA
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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