you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I think people are normalizing furries
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
