You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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