It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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