Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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