I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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