so explain again why im purple
no
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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