I feel great
I just peed on a car
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Just high enough for therapy.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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