On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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