How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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