She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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