She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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