This girl is more easily done than said...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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