Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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