Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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