Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
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