it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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