Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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