I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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