franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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