Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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