Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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