i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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