His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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