He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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