doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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