woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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