Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I think I just sharted jello shots
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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