i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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