Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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