I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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