GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Houston, we have a squirter
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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