I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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