im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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