Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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