if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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