matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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