batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
There's even glitter on my cock...
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