I want to make a zoo with you.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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