i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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