when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Church boner. Awkwardddd
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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