So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
It was confusing and full of hummus
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
