we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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