My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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