I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.