are you still at the devil's house?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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