Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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