I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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