Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I wish life had little blips of pornography
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm always down for nudity.
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