is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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